BluE Scrubs

Nampak gayanya, Aunty D, aka Cik Doyah aka Aunty Didie adalah pembaca setia blog Mummy ye Noah and Cik T also starting to read. So we must write in Melayu banyak sikit so Cik T can giggle giggle bila Mummy tulis lawak lawak. Must say I do try.

Mummy tengah on call ni. Baru lepas sort out a few epidurals and entering the details in the computer. So testing ok, bila kena cucuk orang dalam kesakitan yang sambil itu masih mencarut carut dan meronta ronta. How la to cucuk a moving target yang macam itu. Ala ala main darts tau. Tapi biasalah instead, Mummy guna power of persuasion by touch macam Wolverine's girlfriend. (Dah tengok movie ni belum ? Tengok ok, Mummy bagi rating 8/10). So the woman in pain terus tak sakit lagi. Senyum aje. Yeaaa.

Tadi masa Mummy tengah pok pek2 dengan patient there's this midwife datang dengan happynya dan excitednya saying "Doctor, you've just had a baby didn't you? I remember you with a bump". Mummy sumpah tak tahu nama dia. Mummy pun dengan bangga cakap " Yes, a year ago now I had Noah". Biasanya Mummy bila cakap pasal Noah, ada kembang kuncup sikit itu posterior. tadi extra pula. This midwife was pregnant at the same time as Mummy and she had a baby boy too. His name is Jacob. Wah semua nama Nabi nabi. Tak kisah lah Jacob ke Yaacob ke it's after the same person. In your case Noah, it's after the prophet Nuh. Sebab tu Mummy and Daddy panggil kamu Nunuh. Just so you know, Uncle Nik always asks you "Mat Nuh, oooo Mat Nuh, mana kapal kauuuuu". Coming from him, Mummy rasa kelakar tu.

Tengoklah kalau Mummy start tulis mesti merapu and it gets so long and digressing here and there. It's very hard to stick to the topic. If there is one that is. Apa Mummy tengah fikir ya. Tengah fikir aiyaaa, esok mak mertua is coming to stay. Plus point ialah, bolehla Mummy keluar dating with Daddy. You Dhadi will jaga you and you can mesra mesra with her. Minus point is, in that spare room, tak ada bed, tak ada mattress. Penuh buku. Imagine buku Mummy since med school plus buku Daddy since med school plus buku Mummy beli on "how to make Noah happy and content", "how to make Noah's belly big" and "how to make Noah sleep like Daddy" -sleep through an earth quake. So, where do we put your Dhadi ni Noah?

Before Mummy got in the car to go to work, Daddy mimed sambil jarinya mengisyarat kotak empat segi "Tomorrow after work, must buy a mattress". Mummy hangguk aje sambil bagi flying kiss. Daddy tangkap masuk pocket. Biasalah Daddy membadutkan diri. Tapi he fikir Mummy punya Renault megane ni macam transformer ke boleh tukar jadi truck? How la to angkut the tilam. Uh uh pening.

Must go kena bleep. Lagi sorang mau kena cucuk sebab mau beranak ikut tingkap.