Tuesday, November 15, 2005
I need,
A bigger head, that spins 360, which also does auto nodding.
8 arms (answer phone, change gear, looked through presentation notes, tie hair, pin hair, hair won’t stick, pin hair again, pin in mouth, lip gloss stuck on pin, pin no good, hair messy, run to seminar room, one laptop, one bag, one pack lunch , pick up thumb drive from the floor, open door, … “the superwoman has arrived”…late)
8 Longer legs,
A body that mitotically splits itself into 2, 3, 4, 5 heck lapan teruslah.
Lungs which accommodates tidal volume of 8 litres. Hehehe, so I can race against roaches without getting out of breath?
Stomach that can stand laksa johor and Saturday night without vomiting on a blonde girl’s shoes. (think they were pink)
And why does a week feel like 2 seconds?
I need to be an octopus with a PDA and a bit of decorum. That’s what I need to be.
