BluE Scrubs

Taxi driver: Where to love.

Nervous passenger: Fellowfield, Armitage centre.

Taxi driver: Alright love.

Cruising merrily whizzing and spinning past the many roundabouts.

Taxi driver: You student love? Lots of foreigners here in Manchester. Blablabla. You Japanese love?

Nervous passenger: Err, no not a student. Left uni 4 years ago. Not Japanese either.

Taxi driver: Oh you’re not love? Blablabla Pakistani blabla muslim blabla Manchester big blablabla universities blablabla foreigners blablabla good food blabla good night out blablabla vomit in my car blablabla…my daughter student blablabla become a lawyer blablabla

Nervous passenger then started having a not-so-cool-pre-exam-shitting-moment.

Is Cimetidine an enzyme inhibitor?or is it an enzyme inducer? Warfarin is an enzyme inducer, that’s positive. Is it? Which one? Arghhh shut it shut it shut it. You’re going to make me leak in your car.

Then the nervous passenger calmed down and rationalized.

I need a sat-nav. All single women should have one. Nobody wants to get verbally murdered by a Pakistani taxi driver an hour before an exam, when you can get to where you want safe and hassle free with a sat-nav. I need a sat-nav. I need I need I want I want.