Monday, March 28, 2005

Bank Holiday Matinee

Girl: You went out with Minah, Senah, Bedah and Timah all this time?

Boy: Yah.

Girl: Why?

Boy: You’re not here.

Stttttttssss with a silencer as oppose to BANG! BANG!

Girl: Told you I hate competitions.

Boy RIP. Girl walks over the dead body.

Postmortem: Contre-coup pea-size-penis-shaped head injury, haemo-pneumo-thorax, cardiac tamponade, stinking heart, rotten soul, twisted personality.... demonic rigor mortis.

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