BluE Scrubs

It's Monday and it's my day off. Normal people get 2 days off after 5 days of work, I get one blimming day after 2 weeks of mindnumbing torture? What was that all about? I saw some more along the line of what was that all about in ASDA just now.

1. 2 boys were standing about, blowing their cheeks against tightly sealed mouth, and from what I gathered, they were holding their breath.. in the washing liquid isle. One suddenly collapsed to the floor and the other one laughed out loud almost hysterically. My reflex must have made me hurried over to the quickly growing crowd. The one who was laughing stopped laughing. The one on the floor now opened his eyes and started laughing. Now what was that all about? He later had a whack in the backside and a wagging finger from what I assume was the Mum.

2. I got a ticket for not paying the car park in ASDA? Since when you have to pay to go there and shop? I later found out that you can claim the refund but??!!!!!!! What was that all about??

3. I was coming out of the T junction and there was this old beadie who had the right of way cruising along at a tangent to me. She indicated so I waited.What did she do? She just carried on cruising straight past, with the indicator lights blinking away ?????!!!What was that all about?? Maybe you get given a different highway codes after 65??

4. I had to pick up a parcel from royal mail HQ. So off I went. "£11.92 please".What? Since when the receiver has to pay for the postage?? What was that all about?

Buka is at 17:52 and I am going to invent bubur jagung. Yes nobody has ever created this one before. I love corn and I like anything remotely resembling baby food( Bubur/soup/oat/). I am a genious.