Saturday, October 23, 2004
The secret recipe
Since this is the most secured, most frequently visited place and very easily accesible to Naj, she will list down the recipe for keeping the body and soul intact. Forget good exercise, quitting smoking, healthy eating , five portions of fruit pallaver and all yoga yoda shennanigans. This is hard core.
First, prepare the body, give oxygen and stick a tube down the throat. If it's difficult to do so with just the mask over the face. If needs be, or if you just feel like adding zing into it, stick a tube into the willy as well.
Next , make sure there are great big tubes insitu to pour fluid into.
Now the spices:
1. 1% Propofol 20 ml running at 3-15ml/hr
2. Alfentanil 10mg in 50ml 5% dextrose (yes Naj..not normal saline) running at 2-10 ml/hr
3. Phenylephrine 10mg in 20 ml syringe (add to taste..squirt as and when u like it..only 0.5 ml every squirt..not more!)
4. Ephedrine 30mg in 10 ml (again secukup rasa)
Leave the body to cook on the machine.
May we all live long, but never long enough and sick enough to have all these done to our bodies. Ameeen.
First, prepare the body, give oxygen and stick a tube down the throat. If it's difficult to do so with just the mask over the face. If needs be, or if you just feel like adding zing into it, stick a tube into the willy as well.
Next , make sure there are great big tubes insitu to pour fluid into.
Now the spices:
1. 1% Propofol 20 ml running at 3-15ml/hr
2. Alfentanil 10mg in 50ml 5% dextrose (yes Naj..not normal saline) running at 2-10 ml/hr
3. Phenylephrine 10mg in 20 ml syringe (add to taste..squirt as and when u like it..only 0.5 ml every squirt..not more!)
4. Ephedrine 30mg in 10 ml (again secukup rasa)
Leave the body to cook on the machine.
May we all live long, but never long enough and sick enough to have all these done to our bodies. Ameeen.
